That is between the Good State of Florida and the Florida Man to decide. While we are treated to the idea that a Florida Man, say, exposed himself in the Walmart pillow aisle, we will not be treating it as if it's fact. Granted, all of these should be treated as allegations. To honor the Florida Man, we have compiled a list of his most absurd headlines from this year. And while we all may have a little bit of shame for our hometown stories, we can always rest assured that at least we aren't from Florida, unless you are from Florida, in which case, we're keeping you in our thoughts. Do not confuse him with your average male resident of Florida: Florida Man is a brand.Įvery day there is a story that involves one of them shooting something or screaming incomprehensible babble in a Natural Light addled rage before getting arrested. He is the slight echo in the air when someone says, "Hey, watch'is!" He is Florida, and Florida is him. He lives in the breeze that goes through your hair while doing donuts on an ATV. He is the frayed fabric of a worn tobacco ring in his left back pocket.
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